In a little town called Loveland a family discovered a horrific sight, their beloved dog vomiting blood all over the living room. A frantic drive to the vet, and a few X-Rays later, they discovered the culprit: a Wii-mote.
That's right, the dog swallowed the Wii-mote whole. This dog must have been a monstrosity, with the ability to throw back a Wii-mote in one foul swoop. Marie Becknell, the dog's owner described the operation: "The Vet started massaging the dog's belly and it came flying out of the dog."
The remote came... flying, out of the dog. FLYING. I've heard of projectile vomiting, but projectile pooping? I say we make a Wii sport out of it, market it to dogs. And I shall call it: The Dog Canon. Its gold and you know it Nintendo!
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Wonder if they still used it or bought a new one.
....poor picture quality...i spy a cursor above sam's right (his right) eyebrow. -10
In regards to the story i burst out laughing at the "Flying" bit...it would be even funnier if it hit someone in the head...as the wii-motes tend to do on a regular basis anyways :D
The doctor forgot to take that cursor out during the operation...
Crazy-awesome!!
Oh god, I think that was me. :DI bet jack thompson will be all over this if he herd.