Nintendo doesn't want gamers to be bored
Category: Wii, Posted: 01/25/2008 at 06:33PM CST by Kyle Stallock, Content Contributor
In what is sure to shock Nintendo haters worldwide, Nintendo president and CEO Satoru Iwata said, in a recent interview over at wii.com, that "If all our games mirror games like Wii Sports or Wii Fit, our gamers would soon grow bored."
We here at Gamernode apologize for not being on the scene at the time to make sure he didn't have his fingers crossed, wasn't being tied down by Nintendo fanboys demanding less shovelware and more first-party content or wasn't some robotic monstrosity created with the sole purpose of spinning a web of lies to the oh-so-gullible gaming public.
Iwata must be the Nintendo representative to a new 12 step program. "It started simple. One game packed-in with the system *snicker,* well, we charged extra for it and no one really noticed. People loved the minigames so we started capitalizing on that and...*cries* I just can't sleep anymore. Hello, my name is Satoru Iwata and Nintendo is addicted to minigames."
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That pic is ace, good job Kyle!
baseball is fun but in small doses :P
Yeah, it's too late. We're already bored senseless with the Wii. At least all of us who aren't blind Nintendo fanboys.
I don't even have a Wii and I'm already bored with it. Come on Nintendo! I'm still waiting for the good stuff.
I'm not bored with it. Of course, that's because I've avoided the crap games like the plague...
I did the same Archem, i only purchased what i thought were the good games (imho): Super Mario Galaxy, Resident Evil 4, The Godfather, Super Paper Mario, Mlb Power Pro's (the best baseball game ever made imho). The problem is, i rented and hate all of the other games. I definitely think that the Wii has reached it's limit.