Uwe Boll calls Steven Spielberg "sloppy"
Category: Industry, Posted: 03/06/2008 at 09:27AM CST by Eddie Inzauto, Senior Editor
Uwe Boll is out to make a fool of himself once again. This time he has challenged the upcoming Indiana Jones movie to a filmic duel with his big screen adaptation of Postal.
In typical grammatically-challenged fashion, Boll has penned a letter to Bloody-Disgusting.com, calling Spielberg "sloppy" and also taking a shot at the aging Harrison Ford.
"On the Indiana Jones weekend - May 23 - we will go out and destroy Indiana Jones in the Box Office! We all know that Harrison Ford is older as my grandpa and his time is up - would Michael Moore say!
Spielberg gets sloppy. We saw that with War of the Worlds (why the fuck the older brother survived?) and also in parts of Jaws, E.T., Munich etc.! My performance in Postal as 'Nazi Theme Park Owner' outperforms easily Ben Kingsley in Schindler's List!"
While the message is certainly an entertaining read, one has to wonder if, after numerous failures, Uwe Boll actually believes what he has written here. I think a quick look at the history of these two directors quickly and obviously proves where the talent lies.
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Why can't people like Uwe Boll just keep their mouths shut? Why!?
Wait, Uwe is going back and taking shots at ET and Jaws? Has he watched any of his own movies, or like the rest of the world, did he decide to pass on Bloodrhyne.
I think he's just trying to create buzz.... after all, there is no such thing as bad publicity. Best thing to do here is to ignore Uwe, and go on with our lives.
Indeed. But lol, nonetheless.
This man cracks me up. So does this article.
He apparently just doesn't get how bad he really is...
uwe boll is a dick, but i have to say that i do think spielberg is a bit sloppy and overrated
Good thing Uwe Boll's movie blow, or I'd take him seriously.