Welcome to One Word Review, GamerNode's unique take on videogame critique. Every Sunday, we will present a single game, reviewed with but a single word from each of a handful of reviewers.
You may not always find our words in your standard dictionary, but we have faith that you will catch our meaning, nonetheless. Videogames are so often rated, reviewed, and discussed to exhaustion, so while some may call OWR a creative way to be lazy, we call it succinct, sincere...and fun. We love reader input at GN, so be sure to throw your own OWRs in the comments section, too.
Oregon Trail is a game that will seemingly live on forever, at least in the hearts and minds of those who played it. It was a common sight in many-an-elementary school computer class, and fording the river, buying oxen, and catching deadly cases of malaria somehow manage to stick with you. This surprisingly fun game was considered educational more than a decade ago, and I, for one, am grateful for that.
So how do the GN writers and editors sum up Oregon Trail in just one word?
Brendon's OWR: "Dysentary"
Eddie's OWR: "Perilous"
Demetri's OWR: "Survivalism"
Creighton's OWR: "Fifthgradey"
Kyle Stallock
Updated June 4th, 2008
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bastard
Fungicational.
Grueling.
(alternately:" Meager")
Whydomyoxenkeepdyingdamnit.
neverheardofit
I vote we kill Imonfire.
I second that. I hope he gets typhoid fever and dies.
Hey, in 1971 I wasn't even an idea in the brains of my parents!
Oops, it's 1974
Well, it was used for more than a decade and a half after that, and has had sequels. I can't even remember if it was 5th, or 6th grade when our class was made to play it. Whichever it was, that's about 1990, or 91.
I vote we kill imonfire's teachers. What were they, mad not letting you play it? It's the Oregon Trail!:p What better way to teach about settlers in the ol' west? Huh? Huh??
Drowned.
And I third this lynching idea.
Malarialicious