ESRB bares all for God of War 3 sex mini-game

The ladies can’t seem to get enough of Kratos. When he’s not busy bathing in the blood of his enemies, the lascivious demi-god can woo groups of comely women in one of the more amusing mini-games that are presented to the player within the God of War series.

Not just a mesmeric distraction, this — doing the nasty with the women will often bestow heaps of health orbs or other similar items to the player. The upcoming God of War 3 looks to continue the trend, with Kratos even getting a little divine action if he plays his cards right.

The ESRB has released a stiffly prim explanation of the mini-game, with nary a pun or jab in sight.

"The game contains a sex mini-game. Players will encounter a goddess and her two hand maidens, all topless, all holding and caressing each other. If players wish to, they may join the goddess (and only the goddess) in bed. Actual sex is never depicted as the camera drifts, then fixes on the two maidens, who watch from a distance. As players respond to the on-screen prompts with button presses, the topless maidens will continue to watch, and sometimes caress. Moaning sounds from the bed can be heard throughout the sequence."

Seems a little less appealing when put into a bland description, doesn’t it? 



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