That game is what?

I was having a bit of fun the other day looking up terms on, and I decided it would make for an interesting column if I started looking up videogame terms to pass on to you, the GN faithful. Eventually, it just turned into "name a game and pick the most disparaging/humorous definition of said game" – which isn’t really so bad.*

Here’s what I found during my quest (entries left unedited for extra entertainment value – beware of extreme profanity):


Video games:
1 – The only thing that’s fun to do anymore.

1 – sony playstation 3, it was released @ E3 2005, looks like a fridge door with dildos as controllers
2 – An over priced George Foreman grill, enough heat and space to cook food for a 3rd world country plus it costs as much as a 3rd world country…

1 – Wii (pronounced "Wee") is the name for Nintendo’s new console to be released in 2006. The soundalike word wee is also a euphemism for urinating. Nintendo had always insisted they would become "number one", and now they are.
2 – A repackaged Gamecube with motion controls. Formerly known as the Levorution
3 – To change a cool sounding product into a name that sounds like you have to go to the bathroom
4 – XBox 360’s little white bitch

Xbox 360:
1 – Basically Microsoft’s next big fat console that allows blood-thirsty players to play blood-filled killing games. Will emulates incredible details and graphics of death, mutilation, blood, infiltration, conspiration, explosion, planet novas, killing and prostitution.
2 – A junky fucking game system that isn’t worth a penny. It breaks easily, horrible graphics, the graphics are blurry, junky look, shitty-ass controls, sucks like the xbox. PS3 rules! Xbox 360 sucks ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3 – The suckiest Next-Gen console Ever.
4 – The Game console pwned by the PS3 and Wii.

1 – Many Men Online Role-Playing Girls.
2 – A treadmill that makes you fatter.
3 – A mans mistress
4 – Relationship killer.

Leeroy Jenkins:
1 – Doing it Leeroy Jenkins Style. Meaning to do something so bloody wild that youll be talked about for months because it was bloody insane.

World of Warcraft:
1 – A good fun alternative to life.
2 – crack, in CD-ROM form.
3 – The most highly addictive game ever played. It will consume your soul and poison your water supply.

1. without this game most guys would spend most of their time masturbating
2. code word: group, all male, masturbating.
3. electronic circle jerk, multiguy mission.

Halo 3:
1 – If idle hands are the devil’s tools, then the Halo franchise should be delaying armageddon for decades to come.
2 – A gift probably from heaven, programmed by god himself. Though Playstation 3 fag boys…sorry, "fanboys" may say it sucks, they are just disappointed that their console will not be able to handle it. With all it’s cool features, halo 3 will make gaming history. On Sept 25th the earth itself will shake from the awesomeness of halo. I look forward to laughing at the PS3 fans on that day.

Metal Gear Solid:
1. a game that is too fucking cool for words to describe.if you havnt played it then you cant realy say you’ve had life experience when applying for a job.

Final Fantasy:
1 – a highly addictive drug.
2 – the video game series that used to be for video game geeks but now is now unfortunately enjoyed by all, including the people that used to beat me up for liking these games
2 – The RPG plague and should be ingorned and it will go away.
3 – some gay game that all the gay ass nerds play and they suck balls

Guitar Hero:
1 – A game played at Best Buy as a way to pick up chicks who dont realize that no skill from playing the real guitar is required.
2 – A video game on the Playstation 2 and the lazy man’s alternative to actually playing the guitar because they are either too lazy, impatient, or simply lack the talent.
3 – DDR for your fingers. Has spawned an obsession over the entire country. 15 year olds who have never touched a real guitar consider it to be the greatest thing since sliced bread.

Mario Kart:
1 – A drunk college student’s favorite pastime.

1- A fat and short plumber that the only way he can get laid is is to save the princess from Bowser. He eats shrooms to grow higher. To give an example of how much he wants to get laid: hes willing to bust bricks with his head. But you, have a better chance of getting laid if you stay big, so don’t get hit or you’ll shrink.
2 – Self absorbed, self centered, one-upping douche. See also Jackass

1 – A pimp-ass motherfucker who always gets outstaged by his short, fat brother,

1 – Absolutely, beyond a doubt, no questions asked, the GREATEST GAME OF ALL TIME EVER CREATED ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH! Anyone who hates Zelda sucks at life completely.
2 – The hoebag princess from The Legend of Zelda series that does absolutely nothing and screams a lot.

Silent Hill:
1 – an insanely scary game designed to make boys and girls defecate as soon as they are exposed to it. its fucked up.
2 – A game is nice and quiet then out of no where OMFG SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF YOU.

1 – see gay.
2 – more like a shit videogame.
3 – The pimpest game there is. Anyone who says "OMG TEH VIRTUA FIGHTAR!" is either an anime fanboy japanophile cockshit or one of those fighting game uber nerds who study framerates and whatshit.
4 – Its the mojo that keeps you alive
5 – virtua fighter is fucking gay and tekken is nothing like street fighter. its the best fightin game out on the market to this day and if you dont like it you can suck a dick. Easily beaten but not easily mastered

Virtua Fighter:
1 – VF = Better graphics, physics, GAMEPLAY, REPLAYABILITY, LASTABILITY!!!
Teken = Better ways to mash buttons, better flashes, better CHEAP factor.
2 – Virtua fighter is a game for American wannabe jap nerds that think gay bullshit is better just for the fuck of it. Well it ain’t. Hope you learned your lesson Bitch.

Street Fighter:
1 – A story about RYU’s serious ego problem.
2 – The source of all school violence. That and DOOM.


That’s all for now.  I think I will do this again one day with different games (hopefully ones that are just as loved/hated as the ones listed above).  Hope you all enjoyed that as much as I did.


*Disclaimer: The definitions in this column in no way represent the feelings of the author.  If you would kindly direct your torches and pitchforks elsewhere, that would be greatly appreciated.


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Author: Eddie Inzauto View all posts by
Eddie has been writing about games on the interwebz for over ten years. You can find him Editor-in-Chiefing around these parts, or talking nonsense on Twitter @eddieinzauto.

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