Turning On My Sexy Lady

So I recently hooked up with this new lady friend, and although we’ve only been seeing each other for a short time now, I’m getting the feeling that it’s not going to work out. Although she’s attractive and has sex appeal to spare, we’re just lacking… chemistry, somehow. Something about her just doesn’t feel right.

It mainly has to do with the way she demands we "play." She’s very needy, and always wants to be touched. Don’t let this girl fool you with her cat-and-mouse, hard-to-get facade; she craves for her buttons to be pushed, and wants it constantly. She’s been this way since the moment I met her: she puts on music, dances, poses, and even strips for me, wearing little more than her long, black hair and high heels, and I tirelessly give her what she wants, when she wants, how she wants, over and over and over again. There are a few combinations of things that I do that she really enjoys (which she just had to spell out for me before we ever got started), and she climaxes more times than I can count.

I know it sounds great so far, but despite all this, and even though she can get a bit rough when I turn her on, there’s no real passion in our little fun-time sessions, nor is there much experimentation with anything new each time we get together. We can do things slightly differently, but I rarely see a change in the way it all plays out, so what’s the point? She’s even got a few toys, but again it makes little difference to me because they pretty much all work the same. And as for her new moves — she learns a few new tricks from time to time — they can be visually impressive (she loves the camera), but they tend to leave me under-stimulated and under-satisfied when all’s said and done.

Even with all her sassiness and her clever little tongue, she still manages to bore me when we’ve spent too much time together. I really want to like her more, especially since everyone else seems to be in love with her, but she’s very predictable, and doesn’t satisfy my need for something new and exciting. I feel like I’m living the same couple of hours with her every time we’re together.

If we were serious (which I can assure you we’re not), I would totally cheat on Bayonetta.


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Author: Eddie Inzauto View all posts by
Eddie has been writing about games on the interwebz for over ten years. You can find him Editor-in-Chiefing around these parts, or talking nonsense on Twitter @eddieinzauto.

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